{"id":119,"date":"2005-06-09T17:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T00:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/?p=119"},"modified":"2005-06-09T17:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T00:56:00","slug":"alterslash-the-unofficial-slashdot-digest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"AlterSlash ~ the unofficial SlashDot digest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alterslash.org\/\">AlterSlash ~ the unofficial SlashDot digest<\/a>: &#8221;    Who builds shareware houses?<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I build shareware houses.<\/p>\n<p>    * The front door won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t unlock for sixty seconds while you stand outside in the rain staring at a nag screen telling you about the terrible plight of the builder (me).<br \/>\n<br \/>    * The garage has two stalls, but only access to one is allowed.<br \/>\n<br \/>    * The second floor is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153disabled\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n<br \/>    * The bathroom has \u00e2\u20ac\u0153limited functionality\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (whatever that means)<br \/>\n<br \/>    * Every thirty minutes, the house kicks you out and makes you reenter.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AlterSlash ~ the unofficial SlashDot digest: &#8221; Who builds shareware houses? Hey, I build shareware houses. * The front door won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t unlock for sixty seconds while you stand outside in the rain staring at a nag screen telling you about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/?p=119\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.corporation.tk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}