AlterSlash ~ the unofficial SlashDot digest: ” Who builds shareware houses?
Hey, I build shareware houses.
* The front door won’t unlock for sixty seconds while you stand outside in the rain staring at a nag screen telling you about the terrible plight of the builder (me).
* The garage has two stalls, but only access to one is allowed.
* The second floor is “disabled”
* The bathroom has “limited functionality” (whatever that means)
* Every thirty minutes, the house kicks you out and makes you reenter.”